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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

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snuff-waste6:

I have questions

snuff-waste6:

I have questions

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

lorde-oftherings:

deerxdance:

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

It’s the best thing ever

danthemedicman

staylencloudy:

I just avoided telling my friend that he’ll look good in his life guard outfit by telling him that water gets you wet..

bewbin:

bewbin:

what do you call a person of Caucasian decent when they are not amused?

Rectangular Dry Erase

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